Dangers of NOT coming to Mazatlan

Amigos:    No Snow in November...Then It Began!!!!

December: 5:00 pm...its starting to snow. The first of the season and the first we've seen in years.Nora and I took out hot chocolate and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging the trees and covering the ground....it was beautiful!!!

2nd week........We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal snow covering the landscape. What a beautiful sight: every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it!! I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a park snowplow can along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street.  The driver smiled and waved. I waved back and shoveled it again.

3rd week....... It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has dropped to around 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs snapped, due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came by and did his trick. Much of the snow is brownish gray.

ETC.......warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon became is when the temp dropped again. Bought snow tires for the Previa. Fell on my ass in the driveway...$145 to a chiropactor, but nothing was broke. More snow and ice expected!?!?

ETC.....Still cold. Slid into a guard rail and did a considerable amount of damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of white poop last night. Previa covered in salt and crud. More shovellinga in store for me today. That damn snowplow came by twice today.

ETC.....2 degrees outside...More &%+& snow. Not a tree or shrub of the property that hasn't been damaged. Power off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the house dow. I managed to put the flames out, but sufferd 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost all my eyelashes and evebrows (EXAGERATION !!!) Car slid on ice on the way to the emergency room and was totaled (again EXAGERATING)

ETC.....Goddamn mother -&%*@!! white stuff keep coming down. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to the &%$#@* mailbox. If I ever catch the SOB the drives the snowplough, I'll chew open his chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling, and then comes down the street about 100 MPH and buries our driveway AGAIN.  Power still off!  Toilet froze and part of the roof started to cave in.

ETC.....8 GD more #%&*^ inches of *&^%$# snow and *&^%$# sleet and *&^%$# ice and God knows what other kind of white *&^%$ crap fell last night. I wounded the *&^%$ snowplow ahole driver with an ice axe but he got away. Nora left me....car won't start....I think I'm going snowblind. I can't move my toes. Have not seen the sun in weeks . More snow predicted. Wind chill minus 22  &^%$#@ degrees.

IT's BACK TO MEXICO NEXT WINTER!!!! Only fools or idiots stay here all winter.

(from the WhatsUpMaz Forum [Message 32529])